Suzy Weiss

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  • Nov 11, 2025
    “The criticism of the content was basically that, maybe specifically in this political climate, white people shouldn’t joke about genetic superiority.” That’s...
  • Sep 11, 2025
    Britney Spears is in the headlines again, and it’s not looking good. Reports allege that the 43-year-old’s mansion has dog poop all over it, and that once...
  • Jul 29, 2025
    Ours was not a musical family. My siblings and I didn’t play instruments, except for a compulsory stint at the piano that never lasted longer than a year. My parents...
  • May 8, 2025
    People often ask me whether I have side effects from taking Wegovy and I tell them yes, and that they are no joke: If you’re thinking of taking a weight-loss drug, you need to...
  • Apr 30, 2025
    It feels like Trump has fit 500 days into his first 100. He was on Air Force One eating McDonald’s with RFK Jr., then signing executive orders, then hanging out in a Tesla in...
  • Apr 21, 2025
    Picture this: your first marriage, to a billionaire, goes belly-up, and you’re in your 50s, and it’s time for your next act. You have two options. The first is to slap on...
  • Apr 15, 2025
    If you don’t know what a bachelorette party is like, let me tell you: It’s like being vacuum sealed in a tin can with a bunch of girls you don’t know that well but...
  • Mar 31, 2025
    Whenever I talk to my parents or older colleagues—or when I’m at dinner with my younger cousins, or catching up with friends who don’t spend much time...
  • Mar 25, 2025
    On Saturday, as Columbia University caved to the president’s demands so they could get their funding back, and while his advisers were probably group...
  • Mar 4, 2025
    There was a lot of hype that Timothée Chalamet, 29, might become the youngest man ever to win the Academy Award for Best Actor. He did not take a trophy home last...
  • Feb 25, 2025
    I went to England for the first time last week, and in the run-up to the trip, it became very clear that I am one of those Americans. Whenever anyone suggested doing...
  • Feb 19, 2025
    There’s a troubling trend afoot. No, it’s not that a bunch of unelected coder-crats are rummaging through the file cabinets at the Pentagon. (Long live the DOGE boys!)...
  • Feb 14, 2025
    In the future, sooner than you think, we’re all going to have computer chips implanted in our brains. Or maybe we’ll all have full-service robot assistants, who will be...
  • Jan 31, 2025
    If you’ve been on X this week, you’ve probably caught yourself reading a lot about the image on the front of the latest issue of New York magazine. Not...
  • Jan 21, 2025
    Glam was back yesterday in D.C., for most everyone other than Kamala Harris, who wore a casual leisure suit that screamed both “Chico’s” and “Give me the...