Britney Spears Will Never Be Free

Britney Spears is in the headlines again, and it’s not looking good. Reports allege that the 43-year-old’s mansion has dog poop all over it, and that once again, she’s spiraling. This week, she posted a video of herself dancing against the wall of a sushi restaurant bathroom while on a date with an “absolutely horrible” guy. The video shows her lifting up her short dress and acting in a way that would inspire double takes, whether or not it was Spears gyrating. It’s the latest in a rash of strange videos, including ones where she’s speaking in a British accent. Most of them are hard to watch, but the awkward fact is, her fans campaigned for her right to blow up her life in this way.