Christopher Gage

Author Archive

  • Dec 9, 2025
    Sitting beside me is a can of the notorious Special Brew. Shorn of its old label—and shined into bougie respectability—this imposturous lager possesses just 7% alcohol...
  • Dec 8, 2025
    As if compelled by unseen forces—one imagines that scene in The Exorcist—my fellow traveller adjusts his AirPods, straightens his spine, and ‘locks in.’...
  • Nov 17, 2025
    Only in Liverpool would one encounter a Nietzsche-quoting vagrant. Swaggering amongst the old-world grandeur of Lime Street station with a litre of Tesco Essentials whisky...
  • Nov 13, 2025
    Without the tireless efforts of my old maths teacher, I’d be a cliché statistic treading the tired track between failing school and jail. Put bluntly, I was a teenage...
  • Oct 8, 2025
    “How did we do?!” gushes the delivery firm’s hypodermic email. No sooner had a book slapped the doormat than the behavioural inquisition arrived. What this...
  • Jul 11, 2025
    For two weeks each summer, Britain forgets it is falling apart. To unschooled eyes, Wimbledon is a blot on the schedule. For devotees, the world’s greatest tennis tournament...
  • Jul 8, 2025
    My university writing lecturer was a curious, combative chap born some 120 years too late. Composition class sprung into motion at exactly nine a.m. Doe-eyed stragglers, their breath...
  • Jun 27, 2025
    What is more delicious than casting sweeping judgements over entire generations? Contrary to prevailing wisdom, studying and mocking the mores and manners of Generation Z is not only...
  • May 19, 2025
    There is a curious type of modern man who wakes each morning driven by the laudable aim of purging the past of its unspeakable sins. Nobody knows who deputised these busy little bees...
  • Apr 7, 2025
    The first instance of street art, which did not prompt a desire to choke on my vomit, forever turned my thoughts on that curious art form. In a raffish Holborn pub, emblazoned on the...
  • Mar 11, 2025
    Our cultural malaise—despair, alienation, idleness—is rooted in the loss of myths, particularly in literature. Social media and consumer culture have replaced these...