A Simpleminded Take on Our First President

You may have heard of Angel Studios, the producer and distributor of Young Washington, a pretty dunderheaded biopic about George Washington as a self-centered but hunky young idiot who redeems himself in battle, which is currently playing in theaters. The film ends with a “special message” from actor Kelsey Grammer, who also appears in Young Washington as a smug British peer who’s making a fortune as an American planter. Grammer makes an incoherent speech about how George Washington represents the true values that are still worth fighting for in the United States, and therefore you should go to the Angel Studios website and click on the QR code (which appears on-screen) and donate money to Angel Studios in order to “pay it forward,” buying tickets for others to see this inspirational movie and make it a big hit.