The End of Going Out

If you want the Smashburger, in New York City you’re in luck, because suddenly there’s a Smashburger joint every other block. If you want gelato, you’re also in luck, because there’s gelato everywhere, too. If you want a burrito, good thinking, there are plenty of burrito trucks; you will not be disappointed. If you want to go to a fancy gym or get a peptide injection, then New York is the city for you. If you wanna talk about the World Cup, or trailers for Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey, or Taylor Swift’s wedding, then ditto, you’re in the right city. Everyone is thinking about those things because that’s what is surging through their phones; out with literacy, in with mimetic churn.