The ‘Supreme Flower of Nitwittery’ Awards Go To

Given America’s 250th, I postponed my art-news piece for June as well as the announcement of my first Supreme Flower of Nitwittery awards, given to those people — the prize has multiple winners, so many are the choices — especially endowed by their Creator with heads so filled with cotton, hay, rags, roots, mulch, and frilly, silly flowers that they could float at the Rose Bowl Parade. “No Kings,” I agree, but the real kings and queens — and they’re mutton-headed dopes — are judges. Some of these lifetime judges suddenly think they’re curators and impresarios.