1.

People say retirement communities in Florida are famously replete with venereal disease while others say no, our elderly do not do this, it is local apocrypha, there is no evidence.

Cowards’ rebukes. It’s a longheld truth (allegedly) that elderly, affluent, conservative swingers in central Florida are putting differently-colored loufas on their cars as a code. Each color corresponds to a sex act they enjoy. The loofas constitute a possible invitation to fellow pensioners; a message direct from the Chevy antennae of Bert and Ethel: pad your joints, and seek moisture.

The story is out there. I choose to believe it.