My Flip Phone

I’ve been asked to write about my flip phone. I’ve been asked to make this funny, but there’s nothing really funny about my flip phone. It’s not smart. It doesn’t do much. It makes calls and texts. The only time I didn’t have a flip phone was for about six months in 2016 or 2017, when I immediately became a Tinder addict, and that was just on a very basic Android.