The Winners and Losers of the 2026 Golden Globes

The 83rd Golden Globes are in the books, which means that amid jokes about Leonardo DiCaprio’s dating history and awards relegated to commercial breaks, it’s time to draw totally accurate and not at all premature conclusions about the upcoming Oscars. Can anyone stop One Battle After Another? Has Sinners lost its bite? Meanwhile, over in the television world, we saw some familiar faces collect trophies, as well as vindication for one long-snubbed actress. And also, podcasts? Podcasts! (OK, we may be biased in that department.) Let’s sort through the good, the bad, and the Polymarket to award the true winners and losers of this year’s Golden Globes.