The Nobel Prize in Literature Is Boring

Men: What’s their deal? It’s an inescapable question nowadays. Men! They’re failing at school and at work. They have lost the ability to work with their hands, like the men from Way Back When who were carpenters and made nails and screws out of wood, with their hands. Men today don’t do any of that. They podcast. They livestream. They gamble—not just on sports, which is virtuous and noble, but on all kinds of crazy shit, like the results of Belgian regional elections and the timing of the next Doritos flavor drop. Today’s men are covered in Dubai chocolate. They’re watching someone livestream about another stream.