The Summer I Fell Into a Toxic Teen Rabbit Hole

They say that relationships are all about timing, but a relationship with two brothers is all about being in the right place (the beach) at the right time (literally any time, actually; there will always be a brother on the beach). If the winds are blowing in your favor, then you might end up locking down the love of your life. However, you’re just as likely to get sucked into a years-long dirge of insisting that you’re dating your best friend while he actively plots against your happiness and devalues your autonomy at every turn. Not that there was ever any way to escape complete emotional devastation: We’re talking about ping-ponging between siblings like their DNA might hold the key to immortality—or at least to a swanky beach house. There’s just no right way to fall in love with two brothers. (But there is a right way to kiss them—separately.)