The Great Conservative Cultural Appropriation

It seemed like there was a point this Spring when every man I encountered had a Morgan Wallen mustache. A hairy upper lip graced at least one male homo sapiens on every block. The man who made me a deli sandwich had a mustache. Several men in my 12 Step community had mustaches. Even the EMT worker who responded to my call after I had a bad reaction to a medication sported a mustache along with his navy blue uniform (please, take my blood pressure again!).