There Will Be No Taylor-Travis Marriage Boom

From her days as country music ingenue to her emergence as world-bestriding pop colossus, Taylor Swift’s various heartaches, betrayals, and break-ups have been the soundtrack of a generation. Rare is the woman under 40 (and, let’s be honest, some men, too) who can’t relate all too well to Swift’s broken-heart ballads, or find catharsis in blasting “We Are Never, Ever Getting Back Together” from a Bluetooth speaker.