CrossFit Reminds Us Who’s Running Your Life

In the movie There’s Something about Mary, Ted (Ben Stiller) picks up a crazy hitchhiker (Harland Williams) who explains his brilliant get-rich-quick scheme: seven-minute abs.    

“Think about it,” the hitchhiker says. “You walk into a video store, you see Eight-Minute Abs sittin’ there, there’s Seven-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?”