Trad Wives and Tallow Fries

"I don't want to be told how many calories are in my Big Mac meal or my quarter pounder meal. I don't want the government telling me that I can't put salt on my food," Sean Hannity declared on Fox News in 2010. "I like junk food. I like McDonald's. I like Wendy's. I like Burger King. I love Kentucky Fried Chicken."