Mission: Highly Improbable

As the movie opens, a private jet owned by a shadowy organization is flying over an active volcano. Inside the cabin, Tom Cruise is lying on the floor with a tranquilizer dart sticking into his neck. He is handcuffed, and his entire body is tightly bound by steel chains attached to heavy weights. His feet are encased in concrete. He still looks boyish. Standing over him, holding a small electronic box, is the Mystery Villain, who is wearing a mask.

MYSTERY VILLAIN: Ha ha, Tom Cruise! Now I have gained possession of the plot device! Once I obtain the other plot device, I will connect the two devices, and then, because of a vaguely scientific explanation involving the word "algorithm," the human race will be wiped out! And there is nothing you can do to stop me! Ha ha!

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