On the Clock

It is an unusual thing for Hollywood to walk back across the ground that Steven hath trod. Whole subjects become untouchable once Spielberg folds up his director’s chair. The era of truly epic shark films began and ended with Jaws. No more boulders will roll at fedora-sporting archeologists unless he sets them back in motion. Bicycles are no longer for aliens, and the hallowed beaches of Normandy will forever be his exclusive domain.