Who Asked for a Goonies Reboot?

The beloved film The Goonies, which first came out in 1985, will reportedly have a sequel in 2026-27.

I confess that my initial reaction to this as to the recent spate of rehashes, remakes, and unnecessary sequels (looking at you, Joker: Folie à Deux) that flooded theaters last year, was an eye roll. Why do we need a sequel to a film 40 years after the original one was released? More importantly, who asked for this?

But this is a hasty reaction.