Your Extremely Online Holiday Gift Guide

People aren’t really people anymore, as became abundantly clear in 2023. They’re more like little changeable internet archetypes. And this holiday it’s time to lean into that. Don’t shop for people—shop for internet archetypes! It’s surprisingly easy, and makes life simpler for the person who matters: you. So here’s a last-minute 100%-serious-definitely-not-joking gift guide to find that special something for the archetype in your life.