His Rose Is Timeless

The Golden Bachelor shows me his dink. The pickleball shot — in which you lift your paddle in a compact underhand stroke so the ball drops right over the net — is deceptively challenging for one’s opponent to return, rewarding finesse over brute strength. I don’t have the slightest idea how to play pickleball. Lucky for me, Gerry Turner is a great teacher. But unlike with most instructors, he appeared to me the night before, while I was watching a video explaining the game, in an ad for his new prime-time TV show, one that has been sold as the latest (partial) rebranding of traditional dating-show dictates.