So you’re going to be arrested imminently: how do you prepare? I’ve dwelled on this question often since my arrest at sixteen, the ugliest age you can be. You draw on thick eyeliner and have even thicker acne, which you think you can cover with even thicker layers of makeup and a back-combed barnet. The outcome was the world’s worst mugshot. My first pointer therefore: if you’re about to be arrested, brush your hair.
Luckily for Donald Trump, when he’s arrested and brought before a judge on Tuesday, he won’t be handcuffed. Chic, right? The Secret Service and court authorities have “mitigated” that issue, apparently. His hair is also pretty good for a seventy-six-year-old when it’s not being blown about in the wind. While he may not be treated like just any other felon, the former POTUS will have his fingerprints and a mugshot taken. Here are some tips.
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