My Heart Beats With Dan Snyder

I have accumulated an increasingly soul-numbing feeling of waste and moral injury from caring about the football team Dan Snyder has blackened over the past quarter-century. Under Snyder, Washington’s once-proud NFL franchise has won a piddling two playoff games over the course of 24 years, which is the same number of times it changed its nickname during that period. Now, with the most hated owner in the NFL selling his Potomac estate and cleaning out of his office at team headquarters in Ashburn in anticipation of an over $6 billion sale, Snyder is primed to be the least-missed Washington fixture since James Comey.