Grin and 'Cocaine Bear' It

If Snakes on a Plane was too substantive for you, Cocaine Bear might just be your jam. Like Snakes on a Plane, the 2006 Samuel L. Jackson thriller that thrived as a premise on the internet before it ever saw the light of day, Cocaine Bear is an idea in search of an actual movie. The concept is simple enough: What would happen if a large bear consumed large quantities of cocaine? The real-life answer, from the true story on which Cocaine Bear is sort of based, is that the bear would unceremoniously die. But that would make for a short, sad movie, as opposed to a slogging, stupid one.